The Grim Joust: a Reply to Ravikant

Engaging in politics habituates and rewires the brain to value agreement and signaling. It weakens the ability to reason independently and clearly.
Naval Ravikant, on Twitter this week

Politics is, indeed, notoriously something that kills minds, and is not actually even a very interesting thing to contemplate. In a well-ordered polity, the average man would no more have an opinion about politics than he does about the content of dental amalgam.

Politics is a waste of scarce mental resources. Literally anything else we might spend our time doing would be time better spent: arts, sciences, coding, business or even intelligent conversation. There is just one problem, though, with the idea that we should spend our time and intellect on arts, science, coding, business, and conversation, and just forget about politics.

We can’t.

If we pursue the arts, we may produce some epic work with great insight into the human condition, only to be told that we’re terrible people for not putting more minority women into “The Red Badge of Courage”. (And even if we fend off such carping by somehow shoehorning Black women into, say “The Forty-Seven Ronin”, it will somehow never be enough.)

If we follow the sciences (assuming we can even get in the door in the first place) it will be no better. We’ll find ourselves fired for honest debate, and driven into penury for disagreement. If we choose to apply the sciences outside of the academy, perhaps we can push back the boundaries of space flight only to find ourselves vilified for the clothes we wear.

Coding! Surely that pursuit of high-minded nerds will be a refuge! Surely coding will be immune to politics? Surely we won’t be banned, blacklisted or fired over something as silly as politics? Right?

And forget all about business, since even attempting to bring science and reason into it will increasingly lay one open to being accused of the inexpiable crime of “discrimination”.

While as for the art of conversation – has Justine landed yet? (I’d ask Pax Dickinson or Clark Hat that question, but they both seem to have been disappeared from Twitter, in a manner not even remotely reminiscent of Soviet citizens in the Great Terror.)

This is the predicament that we find ourselves in: we have no choice but to engage in the grim joust of politics, because whatever at all we choose to do, politics will hunt us down. And so like John Adams before us, we must study politics and war so that our sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy (and arts, sciences, coding, business and even conversation).

This is the future you chose, leftists. And may God forgive you; because we won’t.

“The Nationale”

A while ago the Derb called for “someone to come up with a suitable anthem” for a worldwide alliance of nationalists united against globalism. Here’s my attempt at writing one.

The Nationale

In God’s House there are many mansions

A home made ready for everyone;

Here on Earth there are many nations

A homeland for everyone under the sun.

We stand together to guard our homelands

We stand together for Liberty!

Divided by borders, united by purpose:

Defend our uniqueness from Tyranny!

 

Forefathers down to our generation

We guard the flame from father to son:

Family, Mannerbund, Tradition

Unites us all, we stand as one!

We stand together, etc.

 

Brothers we live in our separate houses,

Governed our own hopes best to fulfill;

Brothers we are to our separate neighbors,

Glad for their triumphs, full of goodwill.

We stand together, etc.

 

Scorn we oppression of Nation by Nation!

Over ourselves, only, are we supreme;

Empire we shun as the plaything of tyrants,

Ask only lordship of our own demesne.

We stand together, etc.

 

Sing one last anthem for our sacred Nation!

Sing one last chorus for his, hers and yours!

Different and separate, but all heirs of Freedom:

There stand we firm, and pray God it endures!

We stand together to guard our homelands

We stand together for Liberty!

Divided by borders, united by purpose:

Defend our uniqueness from Tyranny!

“Plunkett of Tammany Hall”: a Review, with Some Observations

Political machines were a central part of Gilded Age America, and more generally that part of American history between Appomattox and the reign of Franklin Roosevelt that Moldbug termed the Third Republic (taking the Articles of Confederation as First.) They were mostly found in the big cities, though there was a successful machine in rural Virginia that was based out of the county courthouses. There was a machine in Philadelphia, there was one in Chicago (and still is, of course), and there was a very powerful one in Kansas City. (Powerful, that is, until it made the mistake of nominating a seemingly harmless nobody named Truman to be its bagman in the US Senate. Truman immediately turned his coat and had his own machine taken down for corruption, in exchange for being nominated as Franklin Roosevelt’s third vice-president. So it goes.)

 

But the iconic machine always was New York’s Tammany Hall[1]. On paper, it was merely a social club for LARPing as American Indians (named after a Lenape chieftain, its officers were called “sachems” and the central clubhouse was the “wigwam”) but underneath that folderol was a remarkably effective organization that controlled the New York City Democratic Party, and dominated NYC politics, for the better part of a century.

 

Written by the journalist William Riordon, “Plunkett of Tammany Hall” presents itself as a collection of interviews with a senior Tammany Hall leader, George Washington Plunkett[2]. Like most of the leaders of Tammany, he was an Irish-American – though Tammany itself was by no means an “ethnic” society[3]. The interviews took place in the first decade of the 20th century – this was after the Spanish-American War but before the Great War. Tammany was then still immensely powerful in New York City, though its power base was increasingly coming under attack. Plunkett was in his sixties, having been active in Tammany since his teens (before he could vote, he ran errands and helped to herd voters to the polls.) And a handsome living he had made of it. There were his various official salaries, of course (at one point he had managed to hold three separate offices at the same time and draw a salary from each of them.) But more, far more, rewarding than the official compensation for his offices were the delicious opportunities for what Plunkett calls “honest graft.”

 

Listening to Plunkett boast of his “honest graft”, I’m reminded of Ayn Rand’s comment that there was a certain innocence about the corruption of those days. But innocence isn’t quite the word I’d use; rather, “shamelessness”. Plunkett is shameless; he has no shame, and doesn’t see why on earth he should. Plunkett, you see, never engages in dishonest graft. He has nothing but scorn for the Philadelphia Republican politicians that stole the lead from the roof of the almshouse and sold it for their own enrichment. (Better hope it is always sunny in Philadelphia, widows and orphans.) No, no: Plunkett would never have done such a thing: he’d have convinced the city to replace the roof, then secured the contract for a roofing business he owned, and bought the old lead at a knock-down price. In fact, Plunkett’s “honest graft” was simply self-dealing of this sort, plus what we’d now call “insider trading”, as when he buys up a load of worthless swampland that he knows (and the sellers don’t) has been designated as part of the new park and will have to be bought by the city at a price that will leave G W Plunkett a nice profit. “I seen my opportunities and I took ’em” is Plunkett’s motto, and that, as he points out, is no different from trading stocks on inside information, which was entirely legal at the time.[4]

 

(The Tammany organization itself was supported by contributions from the members, both membership dues and certain other “voluntary contributions”. Plunkett mentions that a Tammany man elected to a fourteen-year term as Judge would be expected to contribute one year’s salary as a token of gratitude. Naturally it wasn’t only judges; anyone helped into a paid office or employment by Tammany’s effort was required to kick back some of his earnings to help the cause, though it’s not clear whether this only applied to formal salaries or whether the proceeds of “honest graft” were expected to be shared in this way.)

 

That tells us the “why”of Tammany: political salaries, lucrative contracts, insider trading. What about the “how”? How did Tammany monopolize the Democratic Party for so long, when it was just a racket to enrich a bunch of sleazebags?

 

As to the first question, Tammany never lacked for challengers. There was, of course, the New York City Republican Party; then, as now, basically a joke, but occasionally competitive with the Democrats. Also active in politics was the Citizens Union, at the time a kind of “Reform” party[5] that contested elections in its own right. An alliance between the Republicans and the Citizens Union had succeeded in electing Seth Low, a “reform” mayor, in 1901, and this had significant consequences for Tammany’s power base. In addition, Tammany’s control over the Democratic Party was by no means guaranteed: anti-Tammany “Democracies” were forever being formed, though Plunkett regards nearly all of these as low-effort rackets organized for the sole purpose of strong-arming Tammany into awarding favors to their organizers. He calculates that the total cost of forming one of these breakaway “Democratic Parties” was no more than $50 in contemporary money[6]; for context, he mentions elsewhere that the annual salary of a judge was $17,500. Plunkett was speaking from experience here, for hadn’t he himself gotten his start in Tammany politics by forming the George Washington Plunkett Association? This was simply a collection of a few dozen friends and neighbors of his with no great interest in politics who had agreed to vote for whomever good old George endorsed[7]; but it was a political following, and followings were the basic commodity of Tammany. Thus the Tammany district leader in Plunkett’s neighborhood sought him out and in exchange for his support, gave him advancement in the organization and a few jobs for his followers.

 

Which hints at the answer to the second question: Tammany wasn’t simply a racket to enrich a bunch of sleazebags. Sleaze there was aplenty, but there was some genuine idealism mixed in there. For instance, Plunkett is fervently patriotic and immensely proud of the splendor of Tammany’s Fourth of July celebrations. And while Tammany men certainly expected to do well for themselves, they were expected to do well by doing good. Plunkett himself served a few terms in both the New York State Assembly and the State Senate and sponsored laws to establish a number of New York City parks, some additions to the Natural History Museum and various road improvements. He is personally responsible for the existence of the Washington Bridge.[8] All at great personal profit, no doubt; the deal where be bought swampland cheap and sold it to the city parks commissioners at a healthy markup was no doubt repeated with all the other infrastructure projects he pushed through the legislature. Still, when this egregious land-pirate was done enriching himself, his city was enriched as well. “Honest graft”—

 

The people of New York benefited, collectively, from infrastructure built by Plunkett and his fellow Tammany men; many of them also benefited on a personal level from Tammany’s corruption, and this, I think, was the secret to the organization’s longevity and resilience. In the Hall’s glory days, a loyal supporter who approached Tammany looking for work would seldom go away disappointed. “Plunkett of Tammany Hall” actually begins with a quotation from Charles Murphy, the organization’s head at the time, where he discusses “the doctrine that, in making appointments to office, party workers should be preferred if they are fitted to perform the duties of the office.” (An interesting nuance, that bit about being fit to perform; appointing total incompetents was perhaps seen as dishonest graft.) Followers who found themselves in legal trouble could count on the support of Tammany, which would be all the more valuable in the likely event that the judge himself was a Tammany man. (One of Plunkett’s many, many positions had been “police magistrate”, and one presumes his rulings very rarely went against the Tammany interest.) Widows and orphans, and those made homeless by fires or simple poverty, could rely on the charity of Tammany Hall, which was bestowed without apparent concern as to whether the deserving objects were supporters or not. The Tammany district leader was also expected to immerse himself in the life of his district, as a respectful mourner at funerals, a prominent and generous guest at weddings and church fairs, and the organizer of regular dances, banquets and outings which, for many of the poorest citizens, might be the only big social events they could attend all year.

 

Having described the “Strenuous Life of the Tammany District Leader” and the efforts that the organization made to win and keep the loyalty of the voter, Riordon asks, “Is it any wonder that scandals do not permanently disable Tammany and that it speedily recovers from what seems to be crushing defeat?” But it was permanently disabled, and the harbingers of its final defeat were evident in Plunkett’s day. “Reform” mayor Low had enacted a civil service law, guaranteeing tenure for city employees, and this struck at the heart of Tammany’s business model. Against this law, Plunkett rails as only an Irishman can. Nothing else so much incites his rage: not the hayseed Brooklyn aldermen who only care about the Gowanus Canal; not even those damned farmers upstate who control the legislature and treat New York City as their personal piñata. (His fondest dream is of splitting New York City off from the rest of the state and having a Tammany governor and Tammany legislature, free to engage in limitless “honest graft” like some Church Triumphant of corruption) In between blaming the law for the suicides of men who failed the civil service exam, and claiming that it drove men to fight for the Spaniards against an America that could enact such a horror, Plunkett tells the story of how Tammany approached one of their placemen for a donation and he rewarded them with… a dime. Evidently, it became much harder to exact “voluntary” contributions from city employees who no longer feared being fired at the next election unless they played along with Tammany’s demands. Even those who felt genuinely grateful to Tammany for the opportunity were that much less motivated to get out the vote, now that their paychecks no longer depended on the outcome of the contest. It was this, more than anything that would destroy Tammany in the long run. (The rise of bootlegging gangs during Prohibition probably had something to do with it as well, of course; once an Italian could go for justice to Don Corleone, did he still need Mr. Plunkett?)

 

“Plunkett of Tammany Hall” is available here, free of charge. Like most stories of unapologetic crooks it’s a fun read, but I think it, and the story of Tammany Hall, have some broader interest.

 

For instance, I’m struck by how closely the Tammany district leaders replicated the “benevolent squire” model that was expected of the English country gentleman. They replicated it from considerations of electoral advantage rather than noblesse oblige, of course; still, they replicated it, among people with no reason to love England and the English. The Tammany district leader and the English squire are both instances of a superclass of “generous big man” that I suspect may be a human universal. (Tammany; Squire and Lady Bountiful; potlatches; Anglo-Saxon lords as “ring-givers”; Roman officials beggaring themselves to provide the plebes with bread and circuses, centuries after the plebes had ceased to have any role in public appointments… Zeus or Odin enthroned, and feasting with his chosen and preferred…)

 

I’m also struck by the similarity between Tammany’s operations and those of the Chinese Communist Party. In both cases, there are the officially constituted chief executives (the Mayor of New York, and in China the mayor of the city or the governor of the province) who in practice take their orders from an unofficial boss (Tammany Hall, and the local Party secretary). It’s not a perfect match: the CCP is officially recognized by China’s communist constitution and periodically engages in anti-corruption drives that have no parallel at all in the history of Tammany. Still, the comparison is interesting and perhaps even enlightening.

 

Tammany may also serve as a model for anyone who might be interested in building a political machine. Any such persons would be faced with the challenge that the classic Tammany spoils system won’t work (the civil-service law is still in force, and has been joined by a number of other spoilsport laws and regulations on insider trading and self-dealing in office). Still, the business of trading favors for support that was at the heart of Tammany remains unchanged, and something might be done with that.

 

For the more philosophically minded, there’s the contrast between Tammany and what replaced it: the modern dispensation of bureaucratic civil service jobs and bureaucratic civil service charity. As Moldbug pointed out, Tammany-style corruption led to parks, bridges and museums; the high-mindedness of its progressive successors seems to have mostly led to housing projects and cinderblock public buildings. Tammany’s jobbing seems innocent indeed when compared to policies of affirmative action hiring that seem not to care at all whether the hires are “fitted to perform the duties of the office”. Tammany epitomizes the values of the merchant caste, gracelessly driven by material wealth and focused on material success and with only a retarded schoolboy’s notion of honor and responsibility. Vulgar, perhaps even vile, but there is this at least to be said for material things: they’re hard to fake. The Washington Bridge either stands or falls; Prospect Park either exists or it doesn’t, but either way there isn’t any ambiguity about the matter. But with a Brahmin regime that strives only for airy abstractions like “justice,” how can anyone know for certain whether any policy is a success or a failure? More alarmingly, do those taking the decisions even care either way?

 

One final point about Tammany is relevant specifically to NRx. In many ways, Tammany’s murky operations and dubious legality were the antithesis of formalism; but it can hardly be denied that if ever there was a government run to maximize profit, it was New York City under Tammany Hall. Tammany’s boorish simony was due only to the instability of its power, perhaps; but perhaps profit-maximizing government inherently produces very few Lee Kuan Yews and very, very many George Washington Plunketts. (The closest thing we have right now to a stable profit-maximizing government is probably the Gulf Arab states and the Sultanate of Brunei, which is not altogether encouraging.)

Still, we could do worse. And, for eighty years, we have.

[1] So iconic was it that when John Barth wrote his allegorical “Giles Goat Boy” long after Tammany’s fall from power, he used “New Tammany” to represent the entire USA.

[2] As far as I can tell, these interviews, or something like them, actually took place. Certainly there was a Plunkett of that name active in Tammany Hall and New York politics at that time who held the offices that “Plunkett” boasts of in the book. Possibly this work was intended as a satire, like the “Alan Clark’s Diary” that a British newspaper used to publish until the actual political diarist of that name sued them. But I doubt it: in the last chapter, where Riordon writes in his own voice rather than transcribing Plunkett, he comes across as fairly sympathetic to his subject and to Tammany’s operations.

[3] In the last chapter we are presented with a typical day in the life of a Tammany district leader. He largely busies himself with constituent services of various kinds, and the constituents seem to be mostly Italians or Jews – no Irish are mentioned by name.

[4] And still is, for sitting members of Congress, but that’s another story.

[5] Later reorganized into a pressure group that promotes “good government” and still active in that capacity.

[6] About 2 ½ troy oz. of gold at that time; a little under $3,500 at today’s prices. Using the same metric the judge’s salary would translate into a little over a million dollars per annum. (Which is even more impressive when one remembers that at that time, there was no federal income tax.)

[7] As Nietzsche once quipped “To become a hundred times greater, just get a couple of nothings behind you.”

[8] A bridge linking Manhattan Island to the Bronx. Not be confused with the far more famous George Washington Bridge, but still a very useful piece of infrastructure.

Open Wide

John Maynard Keynes said once that he wanted to make economics as boring as dentistry. It struck me yesterday that dentistry would be an excellent model for how statecraft ought to work.
It is practiced by competent, well-compensated professionals who follow a code of ethics whose first value is “make sure that you cause no harm.”
It is based on objective, proven science, and uses well-tested technology for the benefit of mankind.
It focuses on avoidance of harm rather than fixing of damage. It much prefers to employ technological methods to prevent decay before it ever occurs, but even that takes second place to encouraging in the general population the behaviors, habits and healthy practices that will ensure the causes of decay never get a chance to develop.
When, regrettably, surgery becomes necessary, it takes all possible steps to minimize the associated pain.
Its most respected and well-compensated specialization is one that acts early to prevent a problem that would otherwise occur at a future date, and through gentle restraint makes its patients more beautiful and healthy than could be achieved by unassisted Nature.

If only our statesmen could be dentists! But no; we’re at the mercy of quacks who sell sugar water as mouthwash and favor chewing on gravel as the way to healthy enamel, and when the inevitable results of such follies manifest themselves as suppurating abscesses and agonizing spasms, we have no painless, hygienic surgery at our disposal, but merely a grim succession of mountebanks brandishing bloody pliers. It’s enough to make a man fed up to his back teeth.

Hoop Dreams

So there we were, a grab bag of a half-dozen grad students ranging from a brawny Argentine to a tiny Chinese-Filipina, doing our mandatory Outward Bound course, when the instructor pulled out a hula hoop.

The assignment was simple, as might be expected from something involving a hula hoop: we’d gather in a circle, hands in the air, and the instructor would place the hoop on our fingertips. And all we had to do was keep our fingertips touching the hoop. The assignment was simple.

And, as it turned out, the assignment was impossible. No sooner had that hoop dropped onto my fingers than it started, for lack of a better term, levitating. I had to jerk my hand up just to keep touching it, and in a matter of seconds it had soared out of the reach of the tiny Asian woman. And that was the end of our assignment.

The reason the assignment was impossible was not, as some of us speculated, that the hoop was filled with helium, or that there were invisible wires somehow attached to it. You may well have guessed it: everyone had to keep touching the hoop, which meant they were exerting pressure on it in an upward direction. Since hula hoops have no weight worth speaking of, there wasn’t a corresponding downward pressure, and since the assignment was to touch the hoop with our fingertips, but not grasp it, we couldn’t stop it from being driven up that way, either. Accordingly, Newton’s Second Law of Motion caused it to accelerate away from our fingertips, causing us to move our fingers up, causing us to exert more upward pressure on the hoop, causing the whole cycle to repeat until poor little Concepta Suarez couldn’t reach the thing any more.

The point of the exercise was to demonstrate that sometimes, when independent agents act from enlightened self-interest, the result is not, in fact, optimal. This was a tough lesson for a libertarian, which I still was in those days. Yet plainly, here was a situation where the Invisible Hand didn’t reward effort with success but instead whisked our hoop away upwards in a manner reminiscent of Yuri Gagarin.

Not everything in life is a hula hoop: many things have their own weight and can resist pressure from any number of self-interested actors. (You can get a group of people to “levitate” a hula hoop, but good luck getting them to levitate an iron hoop off a barrel, let along a manhole cover.) But for those things that are hoops, that lack their own weight, be sure that at least someone is grasping the thing firmly. (Or perhaps, that some third party is holding the hoop down.)

Otherwise, you are apt to see your hoop soaring heavenward, out of the reach of all but the tallest man’s fingertips.

Double-Plus Un-bad

Nietzsche’s On the Genealogy of Morality is the result of his study of the structure of languages; specifically, the interesting fact that there are two possible antonyms for the word “good”: the word “bad” and the word “evil.”

Ancient languages, like Greek, Latin or Sanskrit, tended to focus on the Good/bad dichotomy, where “Good” = “stuff we like/ stuff that is like us” and bad is the absence of Good. Thus, it’s Good to be healthy and bad to be sick; it’s Good to be strong and bad to be weak; it’s Good to be rich and bad to be poor, and so on. The point is that the original concept is “Good.” But when we turn to the other dichotomy, Nietzsche argues, the situation is reversed: “Evil” = “stuff we hate/ stuff that harms us” and good is the absence of Evil. (It’s Evil to be cruel – it’s good to be merciful; it’s Evil to murder – it’s good to spare life; it’s Evil to steal – it’s good to refrain from stealing; notice how in every case, the “good is simply the absence or avoidance of the Evil.)

Nietzsche being Nietzsche, he uses this insight to construct an elaborate schema of Master (Good/bad) and Slave (Evil/good) Moralities, but we needn’t bother with that. The question I want to explore is:

When we say “good”, which version are we talking about? Un-bad or Un-evil?

It seems to me that nearly all concepts hailed as “good” in current society are, in fact, un-evil. The proggie mainstream is obsessed with “diversity”, which is simply the absence of the Evils of “racism” and “sexism” (and, nowadays, “transphobia.”) Conservakins might worry about crime and terrorism (Evils) or taxes and deficits (Evils.) Libertarianism, at least “muh rights” libertarianism, is entirely defined by its opposition to state control (Evil.) Now, imagine proponents of these ideologies trying to describe what Good looks like, in the sense of “something positive in itself that isn’t just the absence of an Evil.” It’s kind of fun to picture the proggies having a go at this. (See if you can think of a single thing those people like for itself, and not merely as the antithesis of something they hate. It’s quite a challenge. Maybe cuddle piles would fit the bill?) Libertarians couldn’t possible come up with a vision of the Good inherent in their philosophy; indeed, that’s sort of the point. They might, perhaps, refer to the ability of each person to pursue his own vision of the Good (as Nozick did in that Framework for Utopia that anticipates Moldbug’s Patchwork) but this, again, is merely the absence of coercion: an un-evil. About conservakins I will have something to say in a minute, but I’d first like to consider Nrx.

And it seems to me that, while the central unifying theme of Nrx is opposition to the Cathedral/ Modern Structure (i.e. opposing an Evil) each of the three wheels on the Trike has its own vision of a Good that is positive in itself, not merely the avoidance of an Evil:

Techcomms: It is Good to have the power to effect change in the universe, gained through ever-increasing wealth and scientific knowledge. Helplessness is bad.

Trads: It is Good to lead a virtuous life with the hope of a blissful afterlife. Immorality is bad.

Ethnats: It is Good to exist as part of a strong community linked by bonds of solidarity. Atomization is bad.

Conservakin, I suspect, would endorse some or all of those Goods, though they would be unable to grasp them quite so clearly and absolutely (if they could, they wouldn’t be conservakin, now would they?)

I suspect that focusing on the Good, rather than simply the un-evil, might act as an innoculation against entryism and less organized forms of mimetic drift. More on that in another post, perhaps…

And What Exactly _Is_ a Cuardach?

What are the facts? Again and again and again – what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history” – what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!

The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

There are some things that can be said in 140 characters or less; for everything else, there’s WordPress. In keeping with Heinlein’s wise advice, this blog is a way for me to figure out what are the facts: to analyze some of the implications of ideas and see whether the real world looks anything like that, or whether we might get it to look like that, and whether we’d like the looks of it if we did. Expect the essays and excursions herein to be conducted on the principle that 20% of a vague truth is better than 100% of a precise falsehood.

Of course, Heinlein also said that writing should be done in private and you should wash your hands afterwards. Still, nowadays people do publicly and online all sorts of things that might be better done in private.

Oh, I almost forgot: cuardach is Gaelic for “quest,” the quest being of course one for understanding. (In the interests of sanity, there will be no more Gaelic on this blog, ever again.)